Ways to Deal with a telemarketer

Had those calls where the persistent telemarketer just will not let you go? And wish you had some methods to deal with them?

Here one~ A simple phone prank to counter back to scare the shit out of them.

Well, but dun always do this to them~ they are working as well.

Who likes to be on the phone for almost 8 hours a day

A Tibute to My BenQ LCD Monitor

Finally, after using for more than 3 years, it died off. Screen was blank and power to the benq monitor were intermittent.

This was not a first hand monitor that i purchased, it was a display unit and hence the cheap price of S$200. I purchased it thru a special offer which my friend Jerald offered me while i was working with him.

A Benq fp767-12 17" LCD monitor for S$200! $200 for a 17" monitor is still steep now in late 2009. But in late 2005 and early 2006, $200 for a 17" monitor was a steal! Back then, even a budget 17" monitor costs S$400+

Gonna miss using dual screen~ I still not used to using a single monitor. As usually i open a lot of windows and prefer looking at both monitors while doing work.

It's amazing how the things manufactured back in the past last so long, while electronic items manufactured now spoils just after the warranty period ends.

I could still remember how durable my first nokia phone was (nokia 3310). As compared to the samsung phone i have now (samsung omnia one 16Gb). ~_~

Good bye, you have been an excellent and useful 17" LCD monitor.

Stupid thieves in singapore

I cant image singapore thieves this dumb..

1st they wear helmets hiding their faces. Smart

2nd one of them lift the visor up. (for what they wear the helmets!?)

3rd they off the CCTV Clever!

4th they forgot to remove the harddisk, dumb

5th, the owner of the shop upload the video to youtube and stomp Clever!

and in the end, they are famous on stomp and youtube. however, i cant locate the video which was uploaded. instead i found another video about thieves and it look like a comedy to me

source

http://tnp.sg/news/story/0,4136,204959,00.html?

Here the comedy video which i found while trying to search for the singapore thieves

enjoy!

Facebook bejeweled blitz cheats - updated

haha cheater

if you stumbled on my blog with the above keywords from search engines.

You aint cheating if you came thru the normal feeds and blog posts (=

(Edited, add in the words in red, a lot people seem to be offended when they see the cheater word, my mistake)

Cheats, Cracks and hacks on Facebook bejeweled blitz. No, they will not be available yes. Tips yes. All based from my own addictive experience of playing this game. I am a sucker for high scores and breaking own records.

I discovered that the high score will reset itself every 1 week and heys, its not a bad idea. You might be the next week top scorer.

http://www.nickleelifestyle.com/2009/05/bejeweled-blitz-facebook-game.html

Here are some simple Facebook bejeweled blitz tips i have gathered from my experience.

Tips # 1 : Wear sunglasses

When you connect 4 tiles of a kind, the same color tile will be produced and it will have a much shinier surface, light will be reflected off it, distracting your vision, thus it better to wear sunglasses to prevent too much glare.

Tips #2 : Play this game at a hair salon

Why hair salon? Because frustrations will lead to heavy hair pulling, especially when you mis-placed a tile and miss a whole chain combo that could pull a 99 hit wolverine combo to shame.

Your hair stylist will be able to rectify the various craters in your hair after you played. And you do not have to sweep up your hair.

Tips #3 : Pray and Pray

Gather all the objects that could give you luck, you need lots of that. Whatever that is gonna drop from the top of the sky of the game is not within your control. Wish you had some tiles like mine?

Ultimate Tip : Have a good laugh over the above tips

I hope the above tips for facebook bejeweled blitz will assist to clear your mind and destress you the stress of wanting to break your friends' high score.

Try playing the game now, probably you may even break your own high score

PS : The 2nd photo is ms-painted. I cheated (=

This is a humour post written purely for some relaxation, to get to the serious topic of bejeweled blitz tips, refer to the posts below

for other related bejeweled blitz post, pls refer to

- Facebook Bejeweled Blitz Truth

- Facebook Bejeweled Blitz Tips and Secrets You Need to Know

- Facebook Bejeweled Blitz Cheats (this post)

- Facebook Bejeweled Blitz - How to get Multiplier Gems Easily

and my facebook bejeweled blitz miracle!

- Facebook Bejeweled Blitz Miracle

Bejeweled blitz extremely high score

- facebook bejeweled blitz 2.5 million high score (not mine)

If you like facebook bejeweled blitz, you will definitely like popcap bejeweled twist. The game is free for download. Click on image below to download.

Modern Formal Proposal Letter

I came across this while clearing my emails inbox, enjoy

Dearest [Girl] :



I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
Tuesday, the 03th of April 2001.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 31st of March 2001
at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous
on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading
up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense
account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further
notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this proposal letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours Sincerely,
[Boy]

MODERN REPLY OF MODERN LOVE LETTER

Dear Boy :

Please refer to your letter dated today.

I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.

However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance.

Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.

I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense
account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining.

In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a luxury condo and a Jag are in order.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself.

If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest. Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,
[Girl]

red hair - funny

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